Saturday, June 28, 2008

STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE: Check out the source of this post I stole! (look to the right)

If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out if she liked or just merely tolerated by white people, the best thing you can do is to get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down.

A number of very popular white women have worn this hairstyle including Joni Mitchell, Jane Birkin, Jenny Lewis and every girl ever photographed by Vice Magazine or the Cobrasnake. (Note: it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these two things as they are both beloved by cool white people. Follow up note: these same things are hated by cooler white people).

Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking for the most efficient way to get hair out of their eyes. But for white people, this simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep, and has probably dated a guy in a band that you like. Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.

It is essential that you know that this haircut is more than a mere fashion statement, it is an important cultural marking. Throughout the world, many cultures feature ceremonies to announce that a girl has become a woman. For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman. In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with one of these haircuts.

When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs. She’s probably the most popular.

Monday, June 23, 2008

I love my family!!!

Rugrat's Birthday

The Twins (Luke & Livy) turned 3 and J turned 1. It was a Princess and Pirate party so I naturally dressed up. I decided to be a Princess and a Pirate. Here are some pics of the FUN EVENT. Way to go Jule, you spent a lot of effort making that party a splash!

What a good mommy!

J didn't understand that it was edible

Pirates or white trash?

handicap pirates

Can you see what Jule is doing?

J refusing food (he learned how from Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen)

Doretha let a blind women do her extensions

J trying to be a stealth food stealing pirate

Precious Luke

Arrrrrrrric and Kindsay

Friday, June 20, 2008

My brother posted this on his Blog and I had to steal it!

My brother wrote:

James & Jackie in 1980

I found this in an envelope of ancient photos...I'll have to scan and upload them for posterity.

Notice Dad attempting to blend in with the background, disguising himself as a tree.

I bet if we could enhance this image at an FBI crime lab, they would find CheeriosTM in the yellow tray (what else would Jackie be looking at?!) :P

Thursday, June 19, 2008

I miss the Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse... This is my tribute to the destroyed attraction.

And of Course one of my favorite people in the world, Haley Mills, narrates this video!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008


OK, so I know I am not pregnant and in August when I do Invitro I could end up with more than one midget in my belly.....BUT.... I still really want these! Should I buy them?? Will I regret it for the rest of my life? Will they be gone forever and never to be found again? What do I do?

Also, if I do buy them and take them to Disneyland (a must, even thought I live in Hawaii I still have my annual pass) will someone steal them while I am on a ride? I figured I would run to the front gate and wait for the thief and tear them apart when I found them. See, I am already day dreaming about them! What to do?

This red one will be for the early part of babies life when it is sleeping at church or for taking strolls to the park.

And this hot number will be used for everything else when the baby can sit up. (and Disneyland of course)

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Shayne and Matt are on my mind.

SO I was bored and thought to myself, "I wonder what Matt and Shayne from the Bachelor are up to?"
I found a picture of them out at a club...

Wow she is so down to earth, I mean, she's throwing a peace sign and everything. What love.
She must get the natural down-to-earth-ness from her mom.

Hawney...look so prit'tay! You haf Boyfrin?